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Meme thread Anonymous No.17 [Open] [Last]
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Post your memes here!
Japanese programmers be like:
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Anonymous No.33
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Anonymous No.34
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A C Operating system includes a C Processing Unit(secretly a stolen LISP machine surplus part modified to interpret C opcodes) with a basket of live lambdas connected to give lifeforce to unholy void pointer table where functions are created and destroyed in a cycle of Garbage Collection(hidden by epithets such as Cache Eviction). The machine weights 30 tons and is requiring 200 Amp current cables to operate. Only authorized Intel mainframe programmers who have advanced to the rank of Cee Grandmaster can be eligible for about 3 hours of computing time per week. Distribution of C operating system is subject to USA DoD export restrictions, as it appear to be a powerful artifact able of containing Spirits of Computation(not included with the purchase).
Anonymous No.35
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"Violence is never the answer"
Anonymous No.36 >>37
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C++ programmers be like
Anonymous No.37
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>>36
mister i do that when i go to computer

csdiy Anonymous No.32 [Open] [Last]
csdiy: self-learning resources for computer science
https://csdiy.wiki (in Chinese)
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Cock.li is open for registration! Anonymous No.27 [Open] [Last]
For those who don't know cock.li, it's a free email provider that actually cares about your privacy and doesn't open your mail to check against their policy. What's more, it also provides service through Tor or proxies. I just found out that it's open for registration again!
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Microsoft Outage Anonymous No.10 [Open] [Last]
Computers worldwide are brought down by huge Microsoft outage. Anyways here's an article on it from Wired: https://www.wired.com/story/microsoft-windows-outage-crowdstrike-global-it-probems
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Anonymous No.11
>The widespread Windows outages have been linked to a software update from cybersecurity giant ​​CrowdStrike. It is not believed the issues are linked to a malicious cyberattack, cybersecurity officials say, but stem from a misconfigured/corrupted update that CrowdStrike pushed out to its customers.
Anonymous No.12
giving a random company the ability to remotely deploy and execute privileged code with no oversight across millions of computers is a good thing actually
t. silicon valley
Anonymous No.13
Seems like CrowdStrike's CSO sold $15M worth of stock a few days before the outage. It's probably a coincidence, but it's a really smart move.
https://www.barrons.com/articles/crowdstrike-insiders-sold-stock-cac5e509?siteid=yhoof2
Anonymous No.24
Official recovery tool from Microsoft to help with CrowdStrike issue. https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/intune-customer-success/new-recovery-tool-to-help-with-crowdstrike-issue-impacting/ba-p/4196959

Sharing large amount of data Anonymous No.14 [Open] [Last]
I'm trying to share data of a few terabytes on my HDD. How to do this at no cost? Btw the data should be accessible for indefinite length of time. Thanks in advance.
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Anonymous No.21 >>22
The easiest thing to do for very large storage transfer is to literally ship a drive with all the data out to somebody. That's what Event Horizon Telescope team did with all their data.
However, if you don't want to do it online you could try creating a torrent? That will cause you to have to upload TBs of data and your ISP might not like that, so check your plan first.
When done you can send the infohash to whoever you want to send the data to them directly.
>How do I create a torrent
It's incredibly simple! You open any torrent software, select the "create torrent" option, select whatever file/folder you want to, add whatever metadata you want like torrent name and info, and save it.
You'll have to be running your computer online basically 24/7 but it should work.
Anonymous No.22
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Yeah torrent is probably the best way. However that requires me to constantly keep seeding, otherwise the torrent can become dead pretty fast. I'm curious whether ddl sites can work. There are sites that accepts unlimited size data but they delete them after a period of inactivity. Maybe there are scripts to generate download activity once a while?

Kindle LanguageBreak Jailbreak for firmware <= 5.16.2.1.1 Anonymous No.9 [Open] [Last]
Released on October 28, 2023
Mobileread link: https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=356872
Tested and verified on PW4 after upgrading fw to 5.16.2.1.1
Proceed at your own risk
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IDM 6.35 cracked Anonymous No.8 [Open] [Last]
IDM 6.35 build 8 incl Patch Revised Fake Serial Fixed [CrackingPatching]
https://nftstorage.link/ipfs/bafybeicsqeox66v6vhth42hkgxxqzwfgc6ejj2kg3yrpi22ls66p4j47ha
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RarLab.WinRAR.v5.10.x64.Cracked-EAT Anonymous No.7 [Open] [Last]
https://nftstorage.link/ipfs/bafybeiha2btpohm5e2klybyuuqvpjg2kfgunulhjsayziipqqzb4oystfa
format: zip
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LOIC Anonymous No.6 [Open] [Last]
https://nftstorage.link/ipfs/bafkreihwbjjfcj3twuw67g5jz2fk2yiujuwpgupwxqcndrnbhk7pr45ytm
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网易云音乐ncm文件解密网站 Anonymous No.4 [Open] [Last]
ncm converter可以将从网易云音乐下载下来的ncm加密文件解密为FLAC或MP3文件。网易云音乐安卓下载路径为/Netease/cloudmusic/music
链接:https://magic-akari.github.io/ncmc-web
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