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Meme thread Anonymous 2024-07-20 15:12:40 No.17

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Post your memes here!
Japanese programmers be like:

Anonymous 2024-07-20 15:14:34 No.18 >>19

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Linux users be like after CrowdStrike incident:

Anonymous 2024-07-21 10:51:29 No.19 >>20

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you laugh now...

Anonymous 2024-07-21 11:42:16 No.20 >>23

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What OS does the seal represent? Haiku, BSD?
Don't tell me it's TempleOS lmao

Anonymous 2024-07-21 12:51:52 No.23

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Or maybe it's Macintosh. Seriously you'll never know 😂

Anonymous 2024-07-21 23:26:41 No.25

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Variable naming alignment. Let's hope no one actually uses the chaotic evil naming...

Anonymous 2024-07-22 02:55:22 No.26

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Anonymous 2024-07-23 04:08:00 No.28

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Anonymous 2024-07-26 08:31:22 No.29

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Anonymous 2024-07-26 14:02:44 No.30

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Anonymous 2024-09-15 12:55:53 No.31

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Anonymous 2024-09-15 19:39:35 No.33

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Anonymous 2024-09-15 19:57:17 No.34

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A C Operating system includes a C Processing Unit(secretly a stolen LISP machine surplus part modified to interpret C opcodes) with a basket of live lambdas connected to give lifeforce to unholy void pointer table where functions are created and destroyed in a cycle of Garbage Collection(hidden by epithets such as Cache Eviction). The machine weights 30 tons and is requiring 200 Amp current cables to operate. Only authorized Intel mainframe programmers who have advanced to the rank of Cee Grandmaster can be eligible for about 3 hours of computing time per week. Distribution of C operating system is subject to USA DoD export restrictions, as it appear to be a powerful artifact able of containing Spirits of Computation(not included with the purchase).

Anonymous 2024-09-16 08:54:45 No.35

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"Violence is never the answer"

Anonymous 2024-09-17 09:32:56 No.36 >>37

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C++ programmers be like

Anonymous 2024-09-17 10:17:16 No.37

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mister i do that when i go to computer

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